Wow, Now That's what I call a lazy asshole

What's it been? Two weeks? More?
I am an asshole.
But anyway the past two weeks have been great, the weather's getting nicer, I'm finishing up any left over essays and papers and things are winding down slowly.
I can't believe the year is almost over, this year was a good one.
If we could get serious for a second I might say that this year was a milestone one for me.
Wanna know why?
1. I became less socially awkward
2. I became more aware of myself
3. I made some amazing new friends who I think will be in the picture for a while
4. I got closer with old friends
5. I am now happy with who I am.

All in all I'd say it was a huge success.
This year I stopped pretending and finally became who I am and realized that I like that person.
Sorry about the lack of blog-age, my radar has been kind of lacking so new videos have been hard to come by.

So what's up

This weekend (yeah I'm about 4 days late but you know) I went home for a grand total of 43 hours. Long weekend.
It was nice though I got to visit my favorite dive restaurant in Cleveland- Rubin's.
Rubin's is a 24 hour dinner on the west side of Cleveland, it is next to the Rapid station and a shut down old Pay less. I'm pretty sure people deal drugs in the parking lot.
We originally started visiting Rubin's when we were 16 because there was a cigarette vending machine in the doorway and we could buy cigarettes for the bargain price of 5 dollars in quarters.
An old Arab man runs it and every time I go he is there. I think he is a little bit of a perv but he's always friendly and gives us the table by the window.
Inside the typical scene is stretchy pants and over sized metal shirts topped off with acid washed denim and Marlboro Reds.
It is a classy place.
I try to visit every time I go home.
Did I mention they have kick ass hot chocolate and really good perigees.

After my trip down memory lane I went to on an interview with a production company that is making a pilot this summer, the director said that there is a 30 percent chance that it will get picked up-which means there is a 15 percent chance that it will get picked up but this is still the closest i have gotten to success so-score!
One weird thing though, Kelly, the assistant Director began the interview with a series of really bazar questions such as
"Dolphin or Manatee"
"Pen or Pencil"
"The Sopranos or The Simpson's"
I know.
Now if I don't get the job I'm blaming it completely on the manatees.

I then over to my brothers house and died Easter eggs. Later I fell asleep watching The Island.
I got to hang out with my nephew, whose new favorite game is walking me up and down the stairs and visiting the bathroom to weigh himself- he's such an anorexic teenager.

Easter was nice, but a little short because I had to be back in BG buy 6:00.
This week I skipped Canadian Film twice.
I'm an asshole.

More on the weekend later

But for now I just wanted to share this with you.

Fantastic.

Yippee-ki-yay

I'm pretty sure that the Internet is making us all ADD faster than we thought it would.
I mean look at TV now, it's just a race to see who can compete with the Internet. Acceptable TV needs to be under 2 minutes, The Human Giant looks like the same story (which by the way is premiering tomorrow and I'm getting very excited) . My blogs are getting shorter... Headline news. I tell you much more of wasting time on youtube and I'm not going to be able to hold a full conversation with anybody.

Now some video clips and words:

You know I don't' think I've ever told you about my obsession with Madeline Kahn. I am seriously in love with this woman. She was just so damned funny. This is probably where my obsession with cheesy, over the top humor stems from. Whenever I am flipping through the TV and I catch a glimpse of her on Flix (because this is where the not too popular 1970's and 80's Mel Brooks movies play)I stop just to fall in love with her all over again.


Also the new Die Hard trailer came out today. I AM SO PUMPED. I mean it looks like it might suck but chances are I won't care. Ever since I saw Die Hard part one when I was in 4th grade I have loved these movies. I've been excited for Die Hard 4 for about 3 years now. This is probably where my obsession with shooting terrorists and blowing shit up stems from.
My only questions for Fox are Justin Long? Kevin Smith? Really?
Well anyway here it is.


Get Excited!

Long time no see

So it's been a while, no?

So why don't we talk about whatever is on my mind? I say it's a good idea.

Highlights of the week:

Thursday Night: Saw Cabaret with Aften. It was really good, the end was depressing but you'll have that. We did not see penis but we did see ass.

Friday-Sunday: 48 hour film project went off well. We managed to make a movie in 50 but who's counting? I'm excited to see everybody's movies tonight. I'll let you know who wins (like everyone who reads this won't be there...)

I think I want to take a train to New York this summer, I can stay in a hostel, these are three things I've never done. And as scary as Eli Roth makes it sound I'm pretty sure hostels are full of fee love. Everything will be cool.


Sorry for the lame update, I just felt obligated.
Oh yeah. Just for stopping by.
Dave Dave Couiler has to be kicking himself now.