Start it up

Emily I was at the UFO meeting last night and as cute as that cat is I believe that these are the corrected minutes:

I don't know the internet lingo for a shutter but I would use it right now if I did.

Anyway back to business. Last night we went to Toledo to celebrate Jessie's birthday (because founders caught on fire and smells), I got embarrassingly drunk (this seems to be a theme with me)and proceeded to give giant bear hugs to everyone at the party. Twas fun.

I have a bone to pick with the pop culture library. Yesterday I just wanted to find a good cheesy book to read at night so I go to the library but all the books are held hostage on the 4th floor. I mean seriously who's going to sit in the pop culture library for five days and read Four Past Midnight? Who does that? So instead I got this
Buk's a pretty cool cat, good bathroom reading and the bar ain't bad either.

Finaly. I am publishing a draft of the cover letter I am attaching to my resume. I figured that I should strike while the iron was hot so I am sending it out this weekend.
Please review.

Dear Trimspa:
I am writing in response to the ad you placed in the New York Times this morning.
I am very interested in the recently available position as spoksmodel.
You could do wonders with me.
I realize you will have many applicants over the next few days so I am including a list of my qualifications:
I have no problem getting intoxicated in the middle of the day.
I am okay with getting naked at public events sometimes.
I like to eat in bed.
Velour is my favorite type of track suit.
My aunt is a nurse, so I should have no problem stealing some Valium.
I can put on one mean Texas accent.
I think older men are much more attractive.

While conducting your nation wide search for Ms. Trimspa 2007
I hope you will keep me in mind.
sincerely,
Theresa Scott