Like the monkey I'm just going to throw out some crap tonight

Fact:
the Oscars are really boring to write about. I wasn't in L.A. and Eddie
Murphy did not show up and get piss drunk and pee in the corner.
Leonardo DiCaprio didn't make with Al Gore while they took a joyride
in their hybrid limo and threw biodegradable fruit at Ford trucks. It was a pretty dull
night. Therefore, I'm sorry BGnews, I was wrong when I thought the Oscars
would be a "cool thing to write about."
Lame.

Oh. my. god.
I don't think I want to move to New York anymore.
or watch TV. Ever again.

Holy crap! We never did land on the moon and the Holocaust was just a story
the Jews made up so people would feel sorry for them.
Then there's this guy.

If I were you I'd make this website a daily habit.

By the way Jack Nicholson
looks nuts, but he's still really really smooth.






Oh and I leave you with my favorite Internet quote of the night.

"This is lousy, lousy journalism," said Bartell,
who still scours the paper's online edition for typos despite
graduating in May 2006. "The way they covered the School of
Management's Casino Night this year was a slap in the face. Complete
and utter fluff. Don't tell me what the people were wearing, damn
it—tell me who won the raffle at the end of the night, and what the
prizes were."

zing.